Cockney Accent

Download audio file (cockney.mp3)

Londoner: Great Dover Street. SE1. You knowGreat Dover Street? Near the Bricklayer’s Arms.
Ninety-four year old year old Cockney Man: EC1?
Londoner: SE1. SE1.
Ninety-four year old Cockney Man: SE1. Lovely.
Australian: Is that cockney?
Londoner: No. No. No. It is halfway between London Bridge and the Elephant and Castle. Borough.
Ninety-four year old Cockney Man: May I ask your age, sir?
Londoner: Forty-four.
Ninety-four year old Cockney man: Forty-four. Hello, son.
(the sound of hands shaking)

44 Responses to “Cockney Accent”

Read below or add a comment...

  1. LCD TVs can really save you from high electricity bills and office space;

  2. hacklink buy anal porn sex animal porn child

  3. hacklink buy anal porn sex animal porn child

  4. buy hacklink says:

    anal porn child porn animal porn buy hacklink

  5. anal porn says:

    anal porn child porn animal porn buy hacklink

  6. great site says:

    I just want to say I am all new to blogging and site-building and really liked you’re blog. Probably I’m want to bookmark your blog . You actually come with excellent articles and reviews. Many thanks for revealing your website.

  7. ekran kirala says:

    Mü?terilerimizi hedeflerine ula?t?rabilmek için her zaman yenilikçi çözümler üretiyoruz.

  8. buy hacklink says:

    anal porn buy hacklink child porn animal porn

  9. anal sex says:

    canl? siki? izle crovu canl? porno

  10. buy hacklink says:

    google buy hacklink animal porn

  11. buy hacklink says:

    buy hacklink animal porn google buy hacklink

  12. animal porn child porn buy hacklink porn

  13. buy hacklink says:

    anal porn buy hacklink Google porn

  14. ?????? says:


  15. You can definitely see your skills in the work you write.
    The world hopes for even more passionate writers like you who
    aren’t afraid to mention how they believe. Always go after your heart.

  16. forex forum says:

    I am regular visitor, how are you everybody? This post posted at this web page is truly nice.

  17. Johnd486 says:

    Hi there, just became aware of your blog through Google, and found that it’s truly informative. Im gonna watch out for brussels. I will appreciate if you continue this in future. Many people will be benefited from your writing. Cheers! adfadkekedcb

  18. Because the admin of this website is working, no uncertainty very rapidly
    it will be famous, due to its quality contents.

  19. Hi it’s me, I am also visiting this website regularly, this web page is truly pleasant and the people are in fact sharing pleasant thoughts.

  20. Appreciate th? recommendation. ?et me tr? ?t out.

  21. If you would like to get a great deal from this post then you have to
    apply these methods to your won webpage.

  22. Do you mind if I quote a couple of your articles as long as I provide
    credit and sources back to your site? My blog is in the exact same niche as yours and
    my users would really benefit from a lot of the information you provide here.
    Please let me knopw if this ok with you. Thanks!

  23. Arraydon’t use chicken wire, it will hurt their paws.
    Since June 1, more than 900 lives have been saved so far during the contest.
    Whatever is the strength or weakness, without practice, nothing
    fruitful happens during the exam.

  24. Winston says:

    Weddings and the accompanying engagement parties and showers can get stressful and out of hand for many reasons.
    Give your spouse your respect, your understanding, your embrace, your kiss and your time.
    Ask the couple what kind of photographs they would
    like you to take and then make a checklist to guide
    you through the wedding and ease your stress level.

  25. Florian says:

    magnificent publish, very informative. I ponder why the opposite
    specialists of this sector don’t realize this. You should
    continue your writing. I’m confident, you’ve a huge readers’ base already!

  26. My partner and I stumbled over here different web address and thought I should check things out.
    I like what I see so now i am following you. Look forward
    to finding out about your web page again.

  27. First of all I want to say excellent blog!

    I had a quick question that I’d like to ask if
    you don’t mind. I was interested to find out how you
    center yourself and clear your head before writing. I have had a difficult time clearing my thoughts in getting my thoughts
    out. I do take pleasure in writing however it just seems
    like the first 10 to 15 minutes are usually wasted simply just trying to figure out how to begin. Any suggestions or hints?


  28. Its not my first time to visit this website, i am browsing this website dailly and take pleasant data from here all the time.

  29. Very nice post. I just stumbled upon your weblog and wished to say that I have really enjoyed surfing around your blog
    posts. After all I’ll be subscribing to your
    feed and I hope you write again soon!

  30. Wow, that’s what I was looking for, what a stuff!
    present here at this website, thanks admin of this site.

  31. Normally I don’t read post on blogs, but I would liuke to say that this write-up
    very compelled me to try and do so! Your writing taste has been amazed me.
    Thanks, very nice post.

  32. I blog often and I genuinely appreciate your information. The article has truly peaked my interest.
    I will book mark your site and keep checking for new details about once per week.
    I subscribed to your Feed too.

  33. My brother suggested I would possibly like this blog.

    He was entirely right. This publish actually made my day.
    You cann’t consider simply how a lot time I had spent for this
    information! Thanks!

  34. My partner and I absolutely love your blog and find almost all of your post’s to
    be exactly I’m looking for. can you offer guest writers to
    write content for you? I wouldn’t mind writing a post or elaborating on many of the subjects you write with regards to here.

    Again, awesome blog!

  35. Terrific post however I was wanting tto know if you could write
    a litte more onn this subject? I’d be vey grateful if you
    could elaborate a little bit further. Thanks!

  36. When some one searches for his essential thing, thus he/she desires to be available that in detail,
    therefore that thing is maintained over here.

  37. Quality articles is the important to attract the vidwers
    too go to see the web page, that’s what this site is providing.

  38. The Ten MostOver the top swarovski crystal qatar Tips…
    And Ways To Usse them

  39. creature says:

    My brother recommended I might like tjis blog.

    He was onhce totally right. This post actually made my day.
    Yoou cann’t consider simply how a lot time I had spejt for this
    info! Thank you!

  40. healthy says:

    Heya i am for the first tume here. I came across this board and I find It truly useful & it helped me out
    a lot. I hope to give something back and aid others like you
    aided me.

  41. Charmain says:

    Undeniably believe that that you said. Your favourite justification appeared
    to be at the net the simplest thing to be mindful of. I say to
    you, I definitely get irked whilst other folks consider concerns
    that they just do not realize about. You managed to hit the nail upon the top as neatly as defined out the whole thing with no need side-effects
    , folks could take a signal. Will likely be back to get more.

  42. Hi to all, how is the whole thing, I think every
    one is getting more from this web site, and your views are nice for
    new people.

  43. Wow, awesome blog layout! How long have yoou been blogging for?

    you make blogging look easy. The overall look of your site is magnificent, let alone the content!

  44. Aleksey says:

    I have heard, cockney should sound like a rhyming slang, or this is mockney, is that true?

Leave A Comment...