The Universal Cement Company – Positions Vacant

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Are you familiar with the Universal Cement Company?

Would you like to work with us or are you a terrorist?

If you are a terrorist, hand yourself in to Security Forces immediately.

Positions Vacant

Research and Development – Materials Engineer

Construction
and Maintenance – Rigger

Health and Human Services – Catering Staff

Health and Human Services – Household Staff

If you want to apply for any off the positions, leave your ID card details in the “comments” section below.

The Four Pillars

Hard Work
Good Cement
An Incentive Scheme
Top Down Maintenance

Link to the Four Pillars page

Do you agree with the Four pillars?

If you don’t agree with the Four pillars, you are a terrorist.

Please hand yourself over to security Forces immediately.

Universal City Page

Top Down Maintenance

Have you ever worked for a company where the actual job turned out to be very different from the job description?

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Tools

a spanner
a shifting spanner
a wrench
a sledge hammer

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taser
gas cannister
automatic pistol
semi-automatic rifle
grenade
rocket launcher

At TDM, the crews have to go deep down into the oldest levels of Universal City to make sure everything is stable and level.

stable – unstable
level – not level

Universal City is constantly sinking.

rising – sinking

remaining stable – sinking

Have you watched a scoop of ice cream floating in a glass of lemonade?

remaining level – sinking at one side

Engineers have to use the TDM crew reports to plan and construct more pillars where they are needed to hold the city up.

plan and construct – planning and construction

At the bottom levels of the city there are terrorists and outsiders.

terrorists and outsiders – marginalised people

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Sometimes the TDM crews need support from Security Forces to protect them.

TDM Crews

SF Crews

Would you like to join a TDM crew?

Would you like to join the SF?

Leave your ID details in the “comments” section below.

The Wall

Do you know about the wall?
Do you have security clearance?
What is your security clearance classification number?

Please do not click on the link below if you do not have the correct security clearance classification code.

Link to the Wall

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Have you seen the History and Geography Page?

World English Course

There are lots of things you can learn in the World English Course. There is a place where you can talk about work and there is also a place where you can find a job and a place where you can find staff. There is a place where you can have fun and there is a place where you can talk about food or family. There is also a place where you can talk about money or love or philosophy. You can study anything you want anytime you want. You can do it once a week or every day or any time you like. Have fun! Work hard! Tell your friends and family members! Enjoy!

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